Gonna Make You Lunch

by artulo

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Opening For Run BLT

Are you full enough? Indeed.

Ain’t got enough cash to get yourself fed?
I don’t care if you got no bread
I’ll rock your crackers, I’ll rock tortillas,
I’ll rock those buns that go around your wieners
I’ll be last minute or I’ll be pre-planned
I’ll feed a whole lunchroom, make a picnic grand
On the roof of your mouth, I’ll make you say “Damn”
Now ya’ll get ready cause here comes the jam

Lunch
LUNNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition that you can use
Lunch
LUNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition you can use

I add a little something and my something is sweet
I’m like a dessert that’s okay for you to eat
As a meal. Or at least when mixed
With the protein powered powerhouse that can make some people sick
You think you’re allergic? Hey, yo, walk fast
We’ll cut your crusts off and then we’ll both laugh
Cause me and P don’t care if you think our mix is icky
We ain’t goin’ home until the wheels of steel are sticky

Lunch
LUNNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition that you can use
Lunch
LUNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition you can use

Wear this shirt: when you’re making mashups in your bedroom. No, it’s okay, we know our target market here.

Don’t wear this shirt: when eating a grilled cheese. It would be unethical.

This shirt tells the world: “Girl, you don’t love me. You just love my chunky style.”

We call this color: I Had One Lemon Rind And My Mom Got Scared, And Now I’m The Official Lunch Of Bel-Air

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 5215C - 2587C- 5205C - 729C - 731C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.000s
First Sucker:
ajr1701
Last Wooter to Woot:
DGrafton

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Gonna Make You Lunch by artulo
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