Greetings from the Internet

by Andy Pitts

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Thanks, I Guess.

A postcard? You could've sent an email.

Dear Rodney,

Hey pal! Having a wonderful time here in "cyber space!" You wouldn't believe the stuff they have here. I mean, once you get past all the cats there's some really interesting stuff! You have to dig a little bit past all the horrific, outdated "meme" images that 12-year-olds find so amusing, but once you're past the cats and the memes, you-

Okay, once you're past the cats, the memes, and the pornography the internet is a fantastic place! As long as you look out for the creeps trying to get you to meet them in dark parking lots. You definitely have to steer clear of them. But so far, once you're past all that stuff, there's a lot of really great things here!

Please come. Please come help me, Rodney.

Wear this shirt: To let everyone know how much you like the Internet. And cats.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're more of a dog/analog person.

This shirt tells the world: "Well not that it's any of your business but yes, I do prefer the company of cats to people. Mainly because people won't spend time with me."

We call this color: Contact your ISlateP

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): Black - White - 7527 C - 2925 C - 7468 C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.119s
First Sucker:
rstrisower
Last Wooter to Woot:
dunkyfut

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Greetings from the Internet by Andy Pitts
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