Guardian

by Luke Stiner

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Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 06 - Jul 11
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 03
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REJECTED GotG2 CHARACTERS

Gumbo: A genetically-modified 40-pound shrimp with an armory.

Topeka: Daughter of “The President of Space And Everything Else,” who is also a rejected character for reasons that should be obvious. Telepathic, but only when she sneezes.

Xanax the Tickler: Villainous henchman who is also occasionally likable. And uh. Let’s say he’s made of lasers or something.

Jon Gruden: Sports broadcaster, former Raiders coach, and an intergalactic assassin.

Missile Stoat: A stoat bounty hunter who possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of weaponry. Deemed redundant.

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Features

Tee

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 42.990s
First Sucker:
stubbly
Last Wooter to Woot:
KingdomFamily

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Guardian by Luke Stiner
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