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As you may have heard, there has been a recent outbreak of the “Undead Feline Virus” or UFV, for short. As of yet, there is no cure for UFV. Therefore, we ask the people be extremely cautious. If you see a cat, please assess the situation thoroughly before interacting with it. Look for the following traits:
If you notice one or all of these traits, be warned: you are definitely dealing with a cat. How do you tell if it’s a cat infected with UFV? How the heck should we know? We’re staying away from the whole friggin’ species. Do you think we want to risk our lives? C’mon! We’re not stupid!
Wear this shirt: to your job, if you work with a bunch of cat lovers.
Don’t wear this shirt: to your job, if you work with a bunch of zombies. But seriously, why are you working there? We know the job market is rough, but rough enough to risk getting eaten alive?
This shirt tells the world: “I hang in there, but not out of my own volition.”
We call this color: as pitch black as the night of the outbreak.
Pantone Colors:
White - 185C - 441C - 443C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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