Hang In There

by Elizabeth Wolcott

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Rescue (yourself from the) Cats

And now an important message from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

As you may have heard, there has been a recent outbreak of the “Undead Feline Virus” or UFV, for short. As of yet, there is no cure for UFV. Therefore, we ask the people be extremely cautious. If you see a cat, please assess the situation thoroughly before interacting with it. Look for the following traits:

  • Darting eyes
  • Long periods of little to no movement
  • Low, guttural noises
  • Destructive tendencies, such as knocking things over or scratching furniture
  • Seemingly supernatural hearing abilities when it comes to bags of cat food being opened

If you notice one or all of these traits, be warned: you are definitely dealing with a cat. How do you tell if it’s a cat infected with UFV? How the heck should we know? We’re staying away from the whole friggin’ species. Do you think we want to risk our lives? C’mon! We’re not stupid!

Wear this shirt: to your job, if you work with a bunch of cat lovers.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your job, if you work with a bunch of zombies. But seriously, why are you working there? We know the job market is rough, but rough enough to risk getting eaten alive?

This shirt tells the world: “I hang in there, but not out of my own volition.”

We call this color: as pitch black as the night of the outbreak.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 185C - 441C - 443C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.000s
First Sucker:
Pinkgirl36
Last Wooter to Woot:
hectivia

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Hang In There by Elizabeth Wolcott
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