Heavy Metal

by Joa~o Lauro Fonte

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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Danville, are you ready to rock?

I can’t hear you! I said, ‘Danville, are you ready to rock?!’

You know, we’ve been touring all over the country, and we’ve seen a LOT of towns that can rock.

“I think those people in State Line City rocked the hardest, Steel!”

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don’t know, Drunk Esteban. I think the good people of Danville might have something to say about that. What do you say, Danville?!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

That’s what I thought! We’re going to bring the roof down tonight, right here at Dale’s Guzzlin’ Gulch! This one’s called “I Love You Baby, But I Love Metal More!” Don’t forget to tip your bartenders, folks. NOW LET’S DO IT!

Wear this shirt: To a Brian Posehn show.

Don’t wear this shirt: To an actual metal concert. “Cutesy comedic metal” is even less respected by metal snobs than nu-metal.

This shirt tells the world: “You laugh at me ‘cause I wear this shirt, but I laugh at all of you because you didn’t.”

We call this color: Silver’s a type of metal, right?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 11C - Pantone Black 7C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 15.000s
First Sucker:
lifebringer
Last Wooter to Woot:
SheriBoyden

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Heavy Metal by Joa~o Lauro Fonte
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