Hoot or Die!

by Andy Gonsalves

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Every Owl Has His Breaking Point

It’s good to hear you voice, Woodso. It’s been a long time.

SMOKEMAN: Look, you’ve done some damage here, the park rangers don’t want anymore trouble. That’s why I’ve come. I want to come in there and fly you the heck out, just you and me. How’s that sound?

WOODSO: Where’d you come from, sir?

SMOKEMAN: Yosemite.

WOODSO: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guys in Yosemite never knew where to find you.

SMOKEMAN: You know I haven’t been spending a lot of time there lately. They’ve got me down in Yellowstone. I’m shining a fire lookout tower with my butt.

WOODSO: I wish I was in Yosemite now.

SMOKEMAN: We’ll talk about that when you come in to the visitor’s center.

WOODSO: I can’t do that, sir.

SMOKEMAN: Look, Woodso, we can’t have you running around out there killing friendly park patrons!

WOODSO: THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY PARK PATRONS! There wouldn’t even be any trouble if it hadn’t been for that stupid park ranger. All I wanted was to stop pollution, but they kept pushing me, sir.

SMOKEMAN: Well you did some pushing of your own, Woodso.

WOODSO: They threw first litter, Smokey. They threw first litter.

Wear this shirt: on a camping trip! Invite all your friends!

Don’t wear this shirt: if everyone on your camping trip was killed by a guy in an owl suit and now you can’t see the forest for the BLOOD ALL THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM EVERY LEAF OF EVERY TREE OH GOD WHY WAS I LEFT ALIVE WHY!

This shirt tells the world: “In the city or in the woods, help keep America looking good or taste the pointy vengeance of nature!

We call this color: Wanted: Dead Or Olive

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Features

Pantone Colors:
1205C - 150C - 123C - 377C - 166C - 723C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Hoot or Die! by Andy Gonsalves
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