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Hungry Hoarder

by kinzoku

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Brown
Limit 15 per customer

ShirtWoot's relentless dragon-shaming continues

STRAIGHT TALK FROM A DRAGON: A LIST OF NEARLY 11 THINGS WE HATE

- Wizards won’t declare us as dependents even though they pay jack-poo

- When the local news helicopter is broken they ask to ride us instead

- A volatile gold market

- When "that guy" always does a terrible Sean Connery impression. “I am the lasht one” - haha very original.

- Constant calls from alligators asking for money

- Raisins

- Getting in trouble just because we set fire to some inconsequential character’s crops and family

- Santa keeps rejecting our applications

- When you arrive at a party and the host says “HERE BE YOU!”

- Today’s TV programming isn’t very dragon-positive

- Revolving doors

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 39.110s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 85% second woot
  • 15% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 85% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Hungry Hoarder by kinzoku
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.