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I Claim This Land for France!

by geekfactor12

$15.00
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Liberté, Égalité, Cetacea

Arise, blubbers and sisters! Cast off the hateful yoke of French colonialism! Drive the imperialists off of this whale we love and into the sea! Only then will we swim free of French domination, on waves of pride and independence, in a sea of self-determination and prudent governance!

And we’ll ask France for foreign aid! Because hey, free money!

This shirt was designed by: geekfactor12, planting her flag in the flabby soil of Derby legendom.

Wear this shirt: when you’re eating your whale steaks or whale kebabs or whale-loaf or whatever it is you loathsome murderers eat.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Wales. They might misunderstand and take it as an insult. They’re a fiery, proud people, the Welsh. And not very bright.

This shirt tells the world: “Vive la baleine française!”

We call this color: The French, They Are A Funny Navy.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 174C - 1345C - 150C - 544C - 66C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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I Claim This Land for France! by geekfactor12
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.