I DID Have Other Plans This Decade

by Rasabi

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When Death takes a holiday

3rd place in Derby #432: Non-Electronic Games with 106 votes!

No one works harder than Death. There is literally no other occupation as certain or necessary. Don't give me the whole "but what about taxes?" crap. I have at least one, maybe two, cousins who have skipped out on those year after year. And I would lay odds that Mr. Reaper will catch up with them long before good old Uncle Sam even knows what's what.

So if anyone deserves a vacation now and then, it's Death. The good news is, while he's distracted with pina coladas, you can do all the dangerous things you've always said you'd do if there were no consequences like:

Swimming with hungry sharks

Illicit drugs

Drinking tap water in Mexico

Living underneath power lines

Staring contest with the sun

Unicycling

Nettie pot

 

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 11.5”x10.88” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9”x8.51”

Pantone Colors:  White - 566 C - 144 C - 353 C - 563 C - 567 C 

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 37.662s
First Sucker:
judgedanny
Last Wooter to Woot:
kbas

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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I DID Have Other Plans This Decade by Rasabi
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