I hope you brought a lot of baggies…

by riffmaster18

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The Weekend Of The Spheres

1st place in Derby #64: Pets, with 829 votes!

“Wow, what a day. Great day to get out in the park and meet some new planets in this JANUS YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW beautiful solar system. Really, you work all week, on a Saturday you just need to enjoy the TETHYS GET OFF OF PANDORA GET OFF GET OFF TETHYS NO JANUS DON’T YOU GET INVOLVED TETHYS GET OFF GET GET little bit of relaxation. Maybe I’ll get to see that little blue-green number out by COME ON PALLANE COME ON STOP SNIFFING COME ON I HAVE PLACES TO BE Mars. Hope I don’t run into Uranus, though. He’s a nice enough guy but all those toilet jokes, jeez. Wow, I thought it was going to be cold, but the sun is IAPETUS GET OFF THAT COMET I’m so sorry, ma’am IAPETUS NO WAIT TETHYS YOU LEAVE PANDORA ALONE NO JANUS I SAID GET DOWN DIONE TELESTO NO IAPETUS Oh, no, is that Terra, KIVIUQ DO NOT GO OVER THERE NO KIVIUQ IAPETUS DON’T ENCOURAGE JANUS ALL OF YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW BEBHIONN SKOLL HYRROKKIN THAT’S IT ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO THE POUND YOU HEAR ME THE POUN-

Oh, hey, Terra. Moons, huh? But you gotta love ‘em anyway. They’re a planet’s best friend.”

This shirt was designed by: our old friend riffmaster18. Interesting fact, he originally auditioned for the part of bernardo12 but the casting director felt his talents lay elsewhere.

Wear this shirt: tucked into your Kuiper Belt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re in the Andromeda galaxy. They probably won’t get the references. You know, cultural stuff.

This shirt tells the world: “Sometimes it’s not quantity but quality.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Moon, What Else?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 124C - Warm Gray 4C - Warm Gray 7C - 161C - Process Blue

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
Plumparock
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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I hope you brought a lot of baggies… by riffmaster18
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