I Want to Fly

by dijay

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Brown
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Rat-a-tite-tite

3rd place in Derby #232: Motivation, with 471 votes!

Lemme get this straight. You live in one of the most beautiful, hospitable countries on Earth. Its compact, pleasant cities are surrounded by mountains, fjords, cliffs, beaches, and forests so fantastically spectacular they were used as the setting for the biggest fantasy spectacle in movie history. The climate is mild. The fauna is verdant. And there’s a string of protected areas set up around this country, little chunks of Paradise reserved just for you and your kind. And you want to fly.

One question: where the hell do you want to go?

Wear this shirt: while laying eggs up to one-quarter your weight.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any ostriches. They get testy when other flightless birds get attention.

This shirt tells the world: “My flight was cancelled 200 million years ago.”

We call this color: No-Fly Brown.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7499C - 7534C - 157C - Warm Grey 10C - 438C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
shmoo44

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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I Want to Fly by dijay
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