Idol

by dooomcat

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everybody has somethin'

"IT BELONGS IN A GROCERY STORE."

In the Woot writers room ...

"Hey guys! I’m ready for the comedy brainstorming session!”

"Did you bring a prop?"

"DID I? Yes. I did. It’s a bunch of bananas!"

"Bananas?"

"Yeah, look! Look at this one! It’s funny, right?"

"Trevor, you CLEARLY didn’t check your email last night."

"Well, uh, no. Why?"

"We’re finished with bananas."

"What?"

"Bananas. Gone. Done."

"But … how? Nothing is funnier than a banana in an unlikely situation. Like … I mean, imagine a narwhal, but the narwhal’s got a banana for a horn. That’s funny stuff, right?"

"It’s a tusk, Trevor, you fool. And yeah, we’d be on the floor in tears if you presented us with that scenario a few weeks ago. But this is 2015, Trevor. Time to get progressive. We’re moving on. Idiot."

"Well, okay, fine, but what are we gonna introduce in unlikely scenarios now?"

"Uh, something NEW and DIFFERENT, Trevor."

"Okay, so tell me."

"Non sequiturs, Trevor."

"I just swallowed a moth!"

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Idol by dooomcat
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