Illustrated Ratings Guide

by jublin & ste7en

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Remember, Parental Guidance Is Only A Suggestion

It’s not the first back-print shirt we’ve ever made – but it’s the first one to show off our snazzy new shirt-back template.

Take a kid to see a G-rated movie, they’ll be happy.

Take a kid to see a PG-rated movie, they’ll be interested.

Take a kid to see a PG-13-rated movie, they’ll be excited.

Take a kid to see an R-rated movie, they’ll be uncomfortable.

Take a kid to see an NC-17-rated movie, they’ll be visiting you in jail.

Wear this shirt: when you’re sneaking in the EXIT door to see Last Tango in Paris.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a cinema usher charged with rousting underage patrons. It’ll only give the little monsters ideas.

This shirt tells the world: “Itchy and who? Nope, never heard of ‘em.”

We call this color: Adult Themes, Nudity, Strong Language, and Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 185C- Cool Gray 8C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
Kenman345
Last Wooter to Woot:
tkenn1s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Illustrated Ratings Guide by jublin & ste7en
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