I’m No Liar

by Julia Sonmi Heglund

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Snowse Job

What, you think I’m the only cartoon star who’s had some work done? Please.

I mean, look at Snow White. She’s over 60 years old! You think she stays that young-looking without a little help from some enchanted Botox? When Prince Philip kisses Sleeping Beauty, he’s mostly kissing collagen. If nature had taken its course, Ariel’s little shell bikini would be hanging a lot lower. And the Beast? Let’s just say, if I were him, I’d be afraid of being subpoenaed by a Congressional committee.

We all do it, honey. That “real boy” stuff is just for the cameras.

Wear this shirt: to Pleasure Island. Kids eat free!

Don’t wear this shirt: on a first date. It might raise some trust issues. And it’ll be even worse if your date is a marionette.

This shirt tells the world: “Whistle while you dissemble.”

We call this color: Little Olive Green Lies.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 7506C - 7508C- 5415C - 159C- 5467C - 4625C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
PatMcNJ
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I’m No Liar by Julia Sonmi Heglund
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