In The Stars

by oakenspirit

$15.00 + free shipping
Will not arrive before December 25th
Cream
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Journey to the Earthcore

2nd Place in Derby #347: Inspired By Vintage Posters, with 241 votes!

NOVO-ZHIKAGO, ZEGELIUS IV - Their ancestors left it behind at escape velocity, but today's hippest young people are rediscovering a fashion that's literally a world away: Earth style.

"We create an authentic Earth vibe, right down to the 80/20 oxygen mix and the authentic drop ceilings," says Houstonn Canaverall (not her real name), promoter of the Nite of Terra series of club nights in Novo-Zhikago.

With her three-cornered hat, kaleidoscopic dashiki, and long digital cigarette that young Earthophiles call an "FDR", Canaverall looks like any typical Earth dweller of the 18th through 22nd centuries. But it's a look that causes a stir on the motowalks and televards here in the largest city in middle-western Zegelius-IV.

"These kids are looking for a more authentic experience," says Professor Narvix Tronotron of the UniversityOfCheezburger.com. "It's understandable: their whole lives, they've been spoonfed parent-approved culture, in the form of data-enriched protein slurry. They never had to endure the hardships of Earth life - the tarantulas, the sunshine, the terrifying food - so to them, the old Earth days look like romantic fun."

Back to top

Features

Design Placement: Ceneterd

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  9.5” x 15.1
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 7.5” x 12  
K6-K4: 6.25” x 10” 

Pantone Colors:
562c - 145c - 150c - 564c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.888s
First Sucker:
shortman
Last Wooter to Woot:
akardel

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

6%
5%
2%
4%
1%
3%
3%
7%
6%
8%
6%
4%
5%
4%
4%
4%
2%
4%
4%
3%
5%
3%
3%
5%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
1%
1%
1%
2%
89%
4%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (37 comments)
join the discussion (37 comments)
In The Stars by oakenspirit
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.