It’s Going Out Faster Than It’s Coming In

by Chogentry

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The best things in life are free
But that don’t help trickle-down economy
Look at the bun-un-unny
That’s what I want
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want
plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk thud
Hey little turtles, can’t you see
You’re crawlin’ slower that what I need
Not like that bun-un-unny
(That’s what I want)
It’s on the run
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want
(plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk thud)
Bunny, baby, I love you
If you would stay I would invest you, ooo
I want that bunny
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I want
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want

This shirt was designed by: something less than two men, and more than one. Something made one night in a horrible disaster. Something that humankind was not meant to know. A fusion, a blend, a melange, a force so unstoppable that not even four shirts can slow it down. A thing they call… Chogentry.

Wear this shirt: in case the same greedy jerkfaces who caused Enron, the S&L scandal, the Great Depression and the current housing crisis try to convince you that their industry should be deregulated and allowed to work without oversight.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Benjamin Bernanke. It might cause a panic and that would ruin the economy. Which, at this point, is like throwing lettuce onto the world’s largest salad, but at least it’s cheaper for our international friends to buy American. Hey, we’re like the third world of the first world!

This shirt tells the world: “McDonalds has 59 cent cheeseburgers right now!”

We call this color: Cremember when gas was under a buck?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
365C - 378C - 450C 470C - 4705C - 7535C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
xcountryr1324
Last Wooter to Woot:
anuragsachdev

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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It’s Going Out Faster Than It’s Coming In by Chogentry
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