It's What I Do Best!

by Nathan W. Pyle

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Two Hands of the Law

3rd Place in Derby #298: This Means War!, Editor's Choice!

"Paper? Paper?!? Talk to me, buddy! What happened?"

"I was... c-c-covering you..."

"What happened? Where's Scissors?"

"Took off... after he... he..."

"What? What did he do?"

"C-c-cut... me..."

"That bastard! Well, hold on, buddy! I'm gonna get help and you're gonna be fine, you hear me? Buddy? C'mon, don't drift away from from me now, Paper! We'll get you through this!"

"No, Rock... I'm gone... don't waste effort on... saving me..."

"Don't talk like that!"

"No... don't wait around... go find... him... Scissors... getting away..."

"He won't get away with this, buddy! I swear to God, he won't get away with stabbing his own partner in the back!"

"I know... Rock?"

"Yeah, buddy?"

"Break him... good... for me..."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  12.00” x 6.04”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 4.53”

Pantone Colors: Warm Grey 1C - 415C - 416C - 419C - 7489C - 364C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.117s
First Sucker:
misan23
Last Wooter to Woot:
nelleth

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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It's What I Do Best! by Nathan W. Pyle
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