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Jane Austen: FPS

by tbolt86

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Simpler times.

1st Place in Derby #369: Literary Classics as Video Games, with 169 votes!

“GENERAL BENNETT!"

"What is it, Sergeant Kitty?"

"We have spotted Private Darcy, ma'am! He’s headed west to Pemberley - we have to move in now, Elizabeth!"

"I’LL TELL YOU WHEN WE MOVE, SERGEANT KITTY."

. . .

"Okay. Now’s fine. Where did I put my parasol?"

"TAKE COVER, GENERAL BENNETT! IT’S MR. COLLINS!!"

"I need backup!! Where’s an ugly spinster-type?"

"Launch Charlotte Lucas!"

"Here goes!!"

Wedding bells

"Whew. That was too close, Sergeant Kitty."

"We must hurry, General Bennett. Private Wickham and Private Lydia are stationed near Longbourn fighting off the Bingley Battalion."

"Gah, those people."

"I know, the WORST, right?"

"General Bennett, ma’am, do you think we might be going overboard with this pursuit?"

"We are all fools in love, Sergeant Kitty. Write that down somewhere."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 9.9” x 19” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 7.3” x 14” 
K6-K4: 5.2” x 10” 

Pantone Colors:  
White - 656c - 7479c - 485c - Cool Gray 9

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Jane Austen: FPS by tbolt86
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