Jimmy… Is That You?

by noisdois

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Dude, You’re Totally Baked

1st place in Derby #57: Dessert, with 706 votes!

Jimmy? He was…he was one of those jack o’ lanterns that you think is always gonna be around. I mean, yeah, we all rot eventually. I know that. But Jimmy never even got the chance. One day, there he was, just as orange as you please, making the whole patch crack up with another canteloupe joke. We thought he’d wind up as one of those famous jack o’ lanterns on the Internet, you know, where it’s like the seeds are his brains spilling out or whatever. Then one day he was gone. Just gone. That I could’ve dealt with. But then to see him like that, all smashed and brown, it hurt. I hardly even recognized him. It was messed up, man. He deserved better.

Wear this shirt: if you think cold-blooded murder is funny. You animal.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect the Great Pumpkin to visit your patch.

This shirt tells the world: “Plants have feelings, too. That’s why it’s so much fun to destroy them.”

We call this color: Brown To A Crisp.

 

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Features


Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Jimmy… Is That You? by noisdois
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