Jump For It

by patrickspens

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The Difference Maker

2nd place in Derby #232: Motivation, with 551 votes!

My name is Evan Clifton, and I’m eight years old. I’m the Junior Philosopher of the Month at the Waldren Valley Progressive Elementary Education Center, and this is what this shirt means to me:

This shirt means that sometimes trees grow from the sky and look like tornadoes, but that doesn’t mean they are tornadoes. That just means they’re different, and that’s okay.

This shirt means that sometimes mountains can be really sharp and kind of dark and they might look like they’re going to fall over, but that’s not a bad thing. That just means that they’re different, and that’s okay.

This shirt means that sometimes dogs try to bury their bones in sharp mountains, but they don’t do a very good job with the burying part, so everyone can see the bones, but that doesn’t make the dogs bad dogs. That just means that they’re different, and that’s okay.

This shirt means that the guy from the men’s room signs has a brother who glows and sometimes does dangerous stuff like jumping from a pointy, dark, dog bone mountain to a tree tornado, but that doesn’t mean he needs to go to the real doctor to have the glowing fixed or the talky doctor to have the doing dangerous stuff fixed. It just means that he’s different, and that’s okay.

So, in conclusion, I am Even Clifton, I am eight years old, and this shirt means to me that being different is okay.

Wear this shirt: if you’re different, and that’s okay.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not different, and that’s not okay.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m different, and that’s okay.”

We call this color: Navy, but if it were a different color, that would be okay.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3375C - 106C - 374C - 7445C - 5255C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
syusuf88

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Jump For It by patrickspens
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