Jurassic Parka

by Oliver Barrett

$15.00
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In Cold Blood

Good morning, Pangaea! It’s a chilly 42 degrees out there – how about those clouds of dust kicked up by those meteors, huh?

This cold weather is tough on us ectotherms! If you have to go out, make sure you bundle up real good. You don’t wanna wind up a skeleton in a museum someday! Now let’s go to the morning traffic report with the KBCE pterocopter!

Wear this shirt: over your base layer but under your coat.

Don’t wear this shirt: with a yellow parka, unless you wanna look like you work at the Leningrad McDonald’s.

This shirt tells the world: “Puns were here before humans, and they’ll outlive us all.”

We call this color: Tyrannosaurus Red.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 1C- Process Yellow C- 194C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Jurassic Parka by Oliver Barrett
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.