Keepers of the Shrubbery

by Droidloot

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My Middle Name Was Almost Neee-wom

3rd place in Derby #290: New Secret Societies, Editor's Choice!

Yes, it's my real name. My parents didn't watch a lot of TV, and Monty was my Grandpa's name on my Mom's side. So yeah, when she married Herman Python and they had their first son, neither of them thought twice about it.

Of course it's annoying, when I'm at the bank or the doctor or something and somebody sees my name on a form and they think it's hilarious. I've had an unlisted phone number for my entire adult life. And college, man, college was hell. I couldn't finish my sophomore year. The best thing about it is, I go to a lot of fan conventions, all expenses paid. Unfortunately, that's also the worst thing about it.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - S: 11.00” x 11.75”
WXL - K4:  9.00” x 9.61”

Pantone Color(s): Warm Grey 1C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 46.336s
First Sucker:
mykarolak
Last Wooter to Woot:
carleyjbernardo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Keepers of the Shrubbery by Droidloot
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