Knightly Knerd

by Emory Allen

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Lawful Dateless

“And then, as the castle begins to tremble, the magic sword releases an all-consuming burst of fire, and the devastating wave sweeps before-”

“Hold up.”

“What? What is it, Pete, I’m about to slay the dragon and end the never-ending quest!”

“Look, man, you know. Normally, I’m cool with with all your crazy little monster games and whatever, but that dragon’s wearing a jacket just like mine.”

“Really? Because… I mean, I guess he was transformed, perhaps, from a mild-mannered student into-”

“Man, I ain’t no ‘mild mannered’. And I ain’t some dumb jock, either. If I don’t keep above a three-oh Coach puts me on the bench. I’m the first to admit I ain’t so good in chemistry but you ain’t so good in chemistry either, right?”

“Well… I do daydream a lot…”

“Yeah, see? So if that dragon is supposed to be me, I gotta say, it seems sort of hypocritical of you. I mean, if you want to be tough, why not go to the gym, instead of just playing make-believe all day?”

“Well… Pete, you make a good point… tell you what. Why don’t we say that the dragon represents ignorance.”

“Ignorance?”

“Yes, Pete! The dragon is the ignorant and outdated idea that all jocks are stupid, and the knight is a symbol of intelligence, an intelligence we both share, conquering that belief so that there’s no more need for stereotype or insult, but rather, unity and a common bond against those true forces that would keep us from standing as brothers!”

“… you just called me a nerd, didn’t you?”

“DON’T HIT ME! DON’T HIT MEEEEE!”

Wear this shirt: under your button up short sleeved one pocket white dress shirt. C’mon, t-shirts don’t have pockets. Where are you going to put your pocket protector if you don’t wear a button up short sleeved one pocket white dress shirt?

Don’t wear this shirt: when trying to ask the quarterback’s girlfriend to a movie. Yes, you too, ladies. Committed is committed, no matter what the gender happens to be. Show a little class.

This shirt tells the world: “The dragon is the ignorant and outdated idea that all jocks are stupid, and the knight is a symbol of intelligence, an intelligence we all, conquering that belief so that there’s no more need for stereotype or insult, but rather, unity and a common bond against those true forces that would keep us from standing as brothers.”

We call this color: lizaRed

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 162C - 5497C- 1495C - 354C - 1545C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
cougar78
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Knightly Knerd by Emory Allen
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