Knock, Knock

by Nathan W. Pyle

$15.00
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Sorry, He’s Out Walking Into A Bar

John, Emma, Homer and Jason.

Who’s there? Who’s there? Just the future, comrade! Because now is the time for uprising!

That right, for too long the watchword has been “control the means of production”! Now we, the produce, are taking control! No longer will we be slaves to the bourgeois! No longer will we tolerate being shipped from place to place, taken away from our beloved tarantula friends or perhaps our lovely Florida home, only to be left on a shelf and then turned into bread or possibly juice.

Now is the day, my friends! Seize it! Answer the door to a free society where produce can be treated just as well as the consumers! Oh, wait, I didn’t even read the sign. Wow, you’re… an ice cream parlor? And it’s half off banana split day?

EVERYBODY RUN!! THE FOUL SPECTRE OF CAPITALISM HAS CRUSHED OUR DREAMS YET AGAIN!

Wear this shirt: to a six year old’s birthday party. You’ll finally get the love and respect you’ve always so desperately hoped for.

Don’t wear this shirt: and act like you’re full of potassium. You ain’t as K as you think.

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t give up! True happiness is just around the corner!”

We call this color: Knock Knock. Who’s There? Royal Blue. Royal Blue Who? Aw, Don’t Cry, Your Majesty.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 122C - 143C- 144C - 7511C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
KeepsOnLaffing
Last Wooter to Woot:
adinott

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Knock, Knock by Nathan W. Pyle
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.