Lady of Spain, Matadore You

by tgentry

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Olé! Even the most valiant, stylish bullfighters have real hearts under their elaborately embroidered jackets. And though they may master the art of dancing with el toro, the mystery of woman may yet elude them. It's not easy to find the right lady, especially when you get off work reeking of dung and blood. At least they get more respect than gator wrestlers.

This shirt was designed by: Travis Gentry, the Tiger Jordan of Woot's weekly Photoshop contest, and the Lead Character Designer at a computer game company in the Seattle area. He did this design for his lovely and talented wife. Now that it's done, he can get back to creating ninjas and monkeys and, we hope, ninja monkeys.

Wear this shirt: to show the sensitive side of ritualized cattle torture.

Don't wear this shirt: when your bullfighter friend calls up and wants to go out for a drink because his girlfriend just dumped him.

This shirt tells the world: "Everything I know about bullfighting, I learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

We call this color: la Crema del Toro.


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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Lady of Spain, Matadore You by tgentry
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