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This striking crimson moonscape reminds us that, long before the lights of Times Square or the Vegas Strip, the moon was the brightest show on Earth. And long before Dawn of the Dead or Gigli, it could also be the scariest.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member and Woot volunteer contest judge Joe "Josephus" Barnard - DC-area research scientist and family man by day, savage moon-crazed beast by night.
Wear this shirt: during the day only. Any other time, it'd be too freaky.
Don't wear this shirt to: Mars. The locals are jealous of their reputation as the reddest thing in the night sky.
This shirt tells the world: "Don't go 'round tonight - it's bound to freak you out."
We call this color: the Dark Shirt of the Moon.
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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