Laundeer Time

by alvaro Arteaga

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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It’s Laundry Day

“Hey! Hey, Bambi! Who’s Your New Best Friend! Hahahahaha!”

Do, a deer, a female deer
Ray, that bird that she did meet
Me, the buck that tolerates
Fa, king crap like this all week
So, I try to be polite
La, ts of other guys would be
Te, ed off and begin to fight
But my doe is something swee-ee-ee-eet

Do, my deer, I promised her
Ray could use our new machine
Meet us after work one day
Follow us and get clothes clean
Sort of neighborly I thought
Last tiiiime I checked the dryer woooorked, but
Tease? The guys won’t ever stop!
All because I love my doe!

Wear this shirt: so if someone needs a buck, you can just take off your shirt. Homeless guys really freak out when you do that. It’s fun.

Don’t wear this shirt: when hunting with Dick Cheney.

This shirt tells the world: “Those little birds that hang out with the hippos, they never do stuff like this.”

We call this color: Black Stag

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7527C - 3945C - 139C- 724C - 1795C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 15.000s
First Sucker:
mill
Last Wooter to Woot:
mariettacosgrove

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Laundeer Time by alvaro Arteaga
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