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Do, a deer, a female deer
Ray, that bird that she did meet
Me, the buck that tolerates
Fa, king crap like this all week
So, I try to be polite
La, ts of other guys would be
Te, ed off and begin to fight
But my doe is something swee-ee-ee-eet
Do, my deer, I promised her
Ray could use our new machine
Meet us after work one day
Follow us and get clothes clean
Sort of neighborly I thought
Last tiiiime I checked the dryer woooorked, but
Tease? The guys won’t ever stop!
All because I love my doe!
Wear this shirt: so if someone needs a buck, you can just take off your shirt. Homeless guys really freak out when you do that. It’s fun.
Don’t wear this shirt: when hunting with Dick Cheney.
This shirt tells the world: “Those little birds that hang out with the hippos, they never do stuff like this.”
We call this color: Black Stag
Pantone Colors:
7527C - 3945C - 139C-
724C - 1795C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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