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Left Brain vs Right Brain

by steveo1019

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They say humans only use ten percent of their brains. But they also say “Hey, let’s strap three hundred whipped cream cans on this motorcycle and jump over the house” so we find it hard to believe they. But we do believe science, and science says we have two brains in one.

Science tells us that one side, known as “Ray Milland”, controls the part of us that makes things like art and religion. The other side, known as “Rosie Grier”, handles math, logic and language. Most people favor one hemisphere over the other, which is probably why physicists have lousy ties and poets are horrible tippers.

Are we two creatures joined as one? Probably not. But having this capacity for detail and “the big picture” means we can do great things. Like designing shirts. Or going to the moon. But mostly designing shirts. Seriously. Do the math. We only went to the moon like seven times.

This shirt was designed by: steveo1019. Depending on your perspective you will either notice that he is steveoequivalentto11 or steveoreminderoftheenddateoftheGoryeo-KhitanWar. The brain is a funny thing.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a right brained type who understands that a good metaphor can carry deep truths that reality does not always supply.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a left brained type who’ll be upset that the right eye is talking to the right side of the brain. Should have done a little more research on the body, stevey-baby.

This shirt tells the world: “EW THERE’S BRAIN ALL OVER YOUR CHEST EW

We call this color: White Matter Regions Contain Fatty Myelin So Order An XXL

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Pantone Colors:
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Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Left Brain vs Right Brain by steveo1019
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