Let’s Get Out Of The Lobby!

by jublin

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INTERMISSION: THE HUNGER

“Quick, Soda Pop! They’ll never find us in here!”

“Quick, Soda Pop! They’ll never find us in here!”

“What just happened? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? This isn’t the gig I signed up for, man! I played Hamlet’s Popcorn at the Globe, for Pete’s sake.”

“Did you see what they did to poor Ice Cream Bar? It… It was horrible. Devoured him like animals! Animals, that’s what they are!”

“And their faces! The blank stares beneath those 3D glasses, saliva dripping from their gaping mouths!”

“Hot Dog, Popcorn, just calm down. You’re going to lead them straight to our hiding place.”

“But what are we going to do, Soda Pop?”

“I don’t know, but carrying on like a bunch of scared Junior Mints isn’t going to help anything. We need to…”

“SHHHHH! Listen. Do you hear that?”

Leeeeet’s alllllll gooooo tooooo the looooooooby…

“Oh, god. They’re coming. The audience is coming for us and THEY’LL EAT US ALIVE IF WE DON’T…”

SLAP “Quiet, Hot Dog! Get a hold of yourself! They’ll hear you!”

Leeeeet’s alllllll gooooo tooooo the looooooooby…

“They’re getting closer, guys!”

“Look, we’re fine. We’re locked away where they can’t find us. Where are we any… Oh, no.”

Leeeeet’s alllllll gooooo tooooo the loooooooobYYYYYYYY…

“YOU FOOLS! You’ve locked us in the glass concessions counter!”

AND HAVE OURSELVES A SNACK!

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

CRASH CHOMP OM NOM NOM NOM NOM nom nom

Wear this shirt: out to the lobby.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you snuck candy into the theater.

This shirt tells the world: “For just fifty cents more, you can have your popcorn anthropomorphized.”

We call this color: Refreshment Red

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 148C - 722C- 201C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Let’s Get Out Of The Lobby! by jublin
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