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Life Finds A Way

by Austin James

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Well, this could be a problem.

T-Rexcellent

“So, you’re the scrappy cub reporter tasked with the responsibility of writing that feature piece about my seemingly banal science research in your newspaper or possibly magazine, eh?”

“Er … yes, Dr. Cruelpepper. I suppose that’s me. I'm just here to talk about your experimentation with bacteria and I'm sure that's all we can anticipate discussing today. I want to give readers a sense of your vision for SWEET MOTHER WHAT IS THAT?”

“Oh, this is Frank.”

Mew.

“Dr. Cruelpepper, this a … he’s a …”

“Frank is a unique specimen, I grant you.”

Mew?

“Why would you think to even introduce this quasi-mechanical prehistoric beast to our world‽ We … it’s ..."

“Aw, I had to create Frank. Who else would keep Gwendolyn company?”

“Who is Gw- HOLY JAMBALAYA. IT’S A PANDA BEAR WITH CHAINSAWS FOR ARMS.”

Snort. Snuffle.

“Oh, sorry. Gwendolyn likes to sniff.”

“Dr. Cruelpepper, you’re out here creating these beastly abominations … just ... why? Tell me why.”

“Same reason I made Frank meow. Life finds a way, my friend, but without whimsy, it’s pretty freakin’ dull.”

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Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 12.7” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 10.1” 
K6-K4: 8.5” x 7.8”

Pantone Color(s):
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Shirt Color: Navy

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” x 7.8”

Pantone Color(s): 
​White - 129c - 187c - 5555c

Tote Color: Navy

Features:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

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Life Finds A Way by Austin James
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