Like Father, Like Son

by patrickspens

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#20
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

2nd place in Derby #604: Dadism!

INTERESTING ANIMAL DADS: SEAHORSE EDITION

seahorse dudes get pregnant. it's like an aquatic "junior." the lady seahorse lays a load of eggs inside the male, who then floats around feeling uncomfortably swollen and worrying about the course of his seahorse career while he's on paternity leave from his seahorse job. eventually he gives birth in one of the most vile and nightmarish displays mother nature has ever conjured.

because the male seahorse gives birth, social commentators will often point to these animals as an example of gender equality in the wild, and it is a nice paradigm, but also sometimes the seahorse dad eats some of the babies as they burst from his body, so maybe they're not the best paternal role models. on the plus side, though, they can't talk, so no dad jokes!

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 38.888s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 3% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 93% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 82% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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