lol evolution

by edgarrmcherly

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Amomba

3rd place in Derby #40: Motherhood, with 489 votes!

There’s a little of her in all of us. Especially if you drink the water in Mexico. But that part comes out pretty fast. She’s the reason for Hans Christian Anderson and Mark David Chapman. She brought us Paul Simon and Los Lobos. Before she lost her figure through asexual fission, she was the hottest thing on pseudopods. Hey, even now, she might not be some nineteen year old hardbody, but she’s certainly still an AILF. I know, it’s hard to think that way about your mom, but those high schoolers from Venus always seem to drive by when she’s watering the lawn…

This shirt was designed by: The beloved edgarrmcherly, fan favorite and finally finishing in the top three! He’s our new favorite designer. Why? Because we get paid by the R! We really need a new agent, that’s a terrible contract to be trapped under and we’re tired of working for ridiculous reasons to use “grrrrrrr” and “rrrrroar”. And we don’t even get a dime when we type “Asphalt”.

Wear this shirt: to avoid additional osmotic pressure causing forced isotonicity. Isotonicity should always be an individual’s choice.

Don’t wear this shirt: during phagocytosis. Or at least tuck a napkin under your cytostome so you don’t get mustard everywhere.

This shirt tells the world: “Stop laughing at the word phagocytosis. What are you, eight years old?”

We call this color: Even Cowgirls Get The Royal Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- BlackC - 2708C - 2756C - 2727C - 292C - 174C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
GrueHunter
Last Wooter to Woot:
ryanai3

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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lol evolution by edgarrmcherly
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