Lost Already

by Drakxxx & CrescentDebris

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Maybe We Can Ask At The Van Winkle Place

2nd place in Derby #159: Road Trip, with 496 votes!

See, the thing about being a dark force of evil is, you usually have access to a pretty good GPS. I mean, hello, world of sinners? You work for the Devil, you make a few calls, and all those old Greek dudes living in the first ring get out the maps and tell you where your target is. Usually.

Of course, today, naturally, the Devil’s in court, and everybody’s watching to see if Dan Webster is going to pull it off. You can’t get too mad, I mean, when sloth is one of the Deadly Sins, you have to expect there’s going to be some goofing off in the workplace. But that leaves me totally up Pumpkin Creek without a carving knife, if you get what I’m saying. Anybody got an AAA membership?

Wear this shirt: on Halloween. HEY. ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT WHINE THAT WE NEVER LEAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO GET HOLIDAY SHIRTS. ARE YOU READING THIS? BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT THIS YEAR, OKAY?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a crane operator trying to get ahead.

This shirt tells the world: “So we took that right at Albuquerque, New England, and… oh, wait, the map’s upside down.”

We call this color: You Gotta See The Royal Blue-per Reel On This One, I Bet That Head Rolled Off The Horse Nearly A Hundred Times, It’s Awesome

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Features

Pantone Colors:
722C - 1605C - 652C - 310C - 2767C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
lordhighwin
Last Wooter to Woot:
stumpy1108

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lost Already by Drakxxx & CrescentDebris
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