Love Machine

by Stephen Kelleher

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I Had A Pulley-Shaped Hole In My Heart

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

The ideal relationship is like a perpetual motion machine. There’s never been a known sighting of one, and its probably impossible.

But with the right raw materials (trust, communication, tungsten), two same-gauge people can manufacture an efficiently operating coupling mechanism. As long as the gears mesh and the connections are regularly greased, you two can be components of each other’s lives for an indeterminate period.

Then comes the inevitable mechanical failure. It happens to all machines sooner or later.

Wear this shirt: if you love trains in a more profound, more personal way than the typical railroad enthusiast.

Don’t wear this shirt: to curry favor after the machines take over. Us humans don’t take kindly to traitors.

This shirt tells the world: “Come be a cog in my machine.”

We call this color: White Steam.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
109C - 137C - 151C- 5415C - 5425C - 5445C-

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
cooldano
Last Wooter to Woot:
ffhramirez

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Love Machine by Stephen Kelleher
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.