Luckiest Ninja

by dooomcat

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 06 - Jun 09
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 02
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Some say there's no such thing as luck. Those people have never received two candy bars from a vending machine before.

-lost throwing stars, hurls Milano cookies instead

-spends an inordinate amount of time sneaking up on fire hydrants

-uses climbing hook and rope to scale the slide at McDonald’s

-refuses to perform espionage without “the infallible aid of David Hasslehoff”

-vows to seek revenge on a vending machine that ate his dollar

-hides in planter at Pottery Barn; when asked to leave, drunkenly responds, “YOU CAN’T SEE MEEEE.”

-receives wrong drink, threatens barista with a sickle

-insists Snuggie is the “gi of the future”

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 9.5”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11“ x 7.5”
K6-K4: 9” x 6.1” 

Pantone Colors: - White - 7537 - 158 - 350 - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 49.771s
First Sucker:
Heavyarms1239
Last Wooter to Woot:
tigger2tfn

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Luckiest Ninja by dooomcat
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