Lunar Blossom

by Patrickspens

$11.00$14.00

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Black
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 06 - Jul 11
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 03
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1st place in Derby #597: Spring Tee-ver!

hey i’m jerry the crude cherry blossom tree. you like my elegant f***ing blossoms? purely ornamental, baby. you smell that? oh that’s my racemose clusters of five flowery f***ing nodes. hashtag humblebrag, bruh. you see my bark? you like those f***ing lenticels? damn right you do. i’m — ugh, i can’t keep this up. look, my name is actually jerome the erudite cherry tree. i like irish literature and baroque music. don’t tell the trees down the block, okay? they think i’m a righteous dude.

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 22.228s
First Sucker:
Helluary
Last Wooter to Woot:
TheBrownProject

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 94% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Lunar Blossom by Patrickspens
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