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Look, man, it ain’t like this job’s got a lot of perks, you know? Climbing steel girders, throwing barrels, summoning fireballs out of thin friggin’ air? That takes a lot out of an ape, I tell you. And I won’t even get into the countless concussions I’ve endured falling from those girders. Plus, they got me wearing this tie now, I’ve got some glorified crocodile pirate king tryin’ to take over my home, my brat of a son always screamin’ in my ear about keys and Klaptraps, and they make me do all kinds of traveling for cameos and such. It’s all I can do to find a moment’s peace.
I don’t mean to put a kill screen on your little adventure. Just gimme a moment to myself for a bit. How’s about we meet up in the Cement Factory in half an hour and we can restart our little chase, huh? Whadda ya say?
Wear this shirt: while visiting Hank Chien’s plastic surgery practice.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Billy Mitchell or Steve Wiebe’s house. They’re a little busy trying to get their high score back.
This shirt tells the world: “Kidnapping Ladies works up an appetite.”
We call this color: Insert Coin Black
Pantone Colors:
461C - 7509C-
Warm Gray 11C-
632C - 179C - 1805C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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