M.C. Escher: Space Planner for Hire

by tgentry

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Upside Down Boy You Turn Me

3rd place: Derby #58: Work, with 695 votes!

New job? We’ve been there. Everyone has their own rules, their own space, their own hierarchy and cliques and screen savers. This computer has to be turned on at six. That computer can’t ever be turned off except for the monitor. Don’t ever open this door even though no one knows why.

Like any other sacred space, all you have to do is wait around, and it will reveal itself. You think a Shaolin Monk can just stick his fists in the hot coal in a week? There’s a plan you’re a part of, just keep at it and you’ll figure it out.

Or, you know, rat out your cubicle mate and show you’re executive material. Who wants to be C.E.O. when you’re too old to enjoy it? Movin’ on up, baby!

This shirt was designed by: tgentry, who’s all about the flying toasters. Really, they’d be a great invention. You could carpet bomb an enemy and end post-war famine all at the same time. And who’s gonna reverse engineer toast?

Wear this shirt: if you’re trying to explain to your co-workers how Portal would change office politics for the better.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an architect anywhere but Dubai. They’ll eat this stuff up in Dubai.

This shirt tells the world: “Glug.”

We call this color: My Baby Done Went To The Copier Against The Laws Of Gravity As We Know Them Royal Blues

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 514C - 285C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
hockeplyr22
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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M.C. Escher: Space Planner for Hire by tgentry
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