Made of carbon

by radiomode

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Elementary, My Dear Organic Compounds

3rd place in Derby #165: The Scientific Method, with 1072 votes!

You holding any carbon, man? I need some of the black stuff real bad, man. I mean, like, I can’t live without it, you know? When I start getting low on carbon it’s like I can feel it in my cells, you know what I mean? It’s bad, real bad.

A pencil? A thrown-away piece of carbon paper? A lump of coal? Anything? I’m dying here!

Wear this shirt: if you’re a carbon-based life form! Let’s hear it for Big C! Whoop whoop!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on a low-carb diet.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m chemically dependent.”

We call this color: Everything Went Carbon Black.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 158 C - 319 C - 5545 C - 7471 C - 7472 C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
joeltp
Last Wooter to Woot:
sgcxb

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Made of carbon by radiomode
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