Magic: Loading

by David Staffell

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Ancient Geek Philosophy

Socrates entered the forum, where a well-respected Sophist led a conversation on the virtues of funny t-shirts.

SOCRATES
Tell me, what is the topic of this conversation?

SOPHIST
Why, we are discussing Virtue, Socrates. Namely its nature and expression.

SOCRATES
Virtue? What a lofty topic! Tell me, what have you concluded? What is Virtue, and where can I find it?

SOPHIST
The answer is simple. Virtue is simply that which you see printed on my t-shirt.

SOCRATES
You mean this magic wand / loading screen shirt?

SOPHIST
The same.

SOCRATES
And tell me, what is it about this shirt that vaults it into that rarefied air we call Virtue?

SOPHIST
Because it contains the three pillars of excellence, Socrates. Comfort, Comedy, and Commonality.

SOCRATES
Three pillars of excellence! Forgive my ignorance, but I have never heard of them. And pray, why three and not more?

SOPHIST
That is simple, Socrates. Because three is the noblest of the numbers.

SOCRATES
Here I try to understand Virtue, and I have already learned about excellence and nobility. What a lucky student I am!

SOPHIST
Come on, man. It’s just a funny t-shirt. You don’t have to be so hard-assed.

Wear this shirt: under your toga to avoid chafing

Don’t wear this shirt: jogging near motorists who distrust magic

This shirt tells the world: “Get it? Get it? I SAID GET IT?!”

We call this color: Black magic woman

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 5665C - 443C - 446C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.000s
First Sucker:
gladdennator
Last Wooter to Woot:
snippetyjewel

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Magic: Loading by David Staffell
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