"Greetings, young one."
"Wow, it's true! A real, live Luck Dragon!"
"True enough. My name is Al-Por, and I am at your service, child."
"Can you fly?"
"No, not really."
"Oh. Well, can you breathe fire or something?"
"Not that I know of."
"So what do you do? Do you just bring good luck?"
"GOOD luck? Heavens no! I'm a bad luck dragon."
"Bad…luck?"
"Certainly! And I'll be your faithful servant, ever stalwart, and by your side forever."
"But you bring me bad luck?"
"Not intentionally. It is an unfortunate side effect of my friendship."
"Oh. That kind of sucks."
"Most people seem to think so. Would you like me to instill some self doubt in your mind that will eventually cause you to stumble at a horribly inopportune time?"
"No."
"It is done! Say, you look like you could use a broken mirror."
"What? No. What would I even do with a broken mirror?"
"Sorry, that's not what I meant. I meant to say 'leg.' You look like you could use a broken leg."
"I hate you, Bad Luck Dragon."
Wear this shirt: To that Asian Culture Festival.
Don't wear this shirt: If you're superstitious.
This shirt tells the world: "Lucky duck."
We call this color: Crandragonberry
Pantone Colors:
Metallic Gold - Black - 186C - 468C - 195C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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