Make Your Own Luck

by ochopika

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Oh, I'm not THAT kind of luck dragon.

3rd Place in Derby #262: Gold, Guest Editor bassanimation's pick!

"Greetings, young one."

"Wow, it's true! A real, live Luck Dragon!"

"True enough. My name is Al-Por, and I am at your service, child."

"Can you fly?"

"No, not really."

"Oh. Well, can you breathe fire or something?"

"Not that I know of."

"So what do you do? Do you just bring good luck?"

"GOOD luck? Heavens no! I'm a bad luck dragon."

"Bad…luck?"

"Certainly! And I'll be your faithful servant, ever stalwart, and by your side forever."

"But you bring me bad luck?"

"Not intentionally. It is an unfortunate side effect of my friendship."

"Oh. That kind of sucks."

"Most people seem to think so. Would you like me to instill some self doubt in your mind that will eventually cause you to stumble at a horribly inopportune time?"

"No."

"It is done! Say, you look like you could use a broken mirror."

"What? No. What would I even do with a broken mirror?"

"Sorry, that's not what I meant. I meant to say 'leg.' You look like you could use a broken leg."

"I hate you, Bad Luck Dragon."

Wear this shirt: To that Asian Culture Festival.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're superstitious.

This shirt tells the world: "Lucky duck."

We call this color: Crandragonberry

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Metallic Gold - Black - 186C - 468C - 195C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 35.222s
First Sucker:
dsaiz11
Last Wooter to Woot:
lvlarx

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 38% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Make Your Own Luck by ochopika
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