Mallardy

by Rodrigo Leonardo Batista Ferreira

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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Quack Quack Waddle Waddle

Hey, thanks for coming out tonight. It gives your wife a chance to get lucky. HA!

No, but I kid you mammals. I tell you what, being a duck isn’t much better. Like the other day, I meet this great girl, she invites me down, things start going well, then suddenly, bingo bango, there’s a gun in my face! I started yelling “I swear, I thought she was eighteen!” Ha ha!

What’s the matter, fella, you hoping for a loon? Hey, Ralphy, drink for my buddy the loon lover down here! It’s all right, pal, we’re just having fun.

Say, what’s the best way to clean up d’leaves in d’fall? Give up? With d’rake! Hey, don’t applaud, just throw stale bread.

The other day I was at my friend’s house, he’s Chinese. Name is Ling. Duck Ling. Can you guys not hear me in the back? Is my quack not echoing tonight or something? BOOM!

Look, I gotta go, that guy’s staring at me like he was a French chef. You’ve been a great crowd, and remember to tip your waitstaff. I always take twenty percent off the top of my bill, but then again, I have good balance so it stays up there. Ha! Thank you, thank you, enjoy the veal!

Wear this shirt: and cover.

Don’t wear this shirt: while lying on your side. It’ll turn into a bunny and that will absolutely ruin the artist’s intent.

This shirt tells the world: “Goose! runrunrunrunrun

We call this color: Perfect Mascot For The Navy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 167C - 1955C - 356C - 349C - 7545C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.000s
First Sucker:
tbirdflamingo
Last Wooter to Woot:
NamNuds

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Mallardy by Rodrigo Leonardo Batista Ferreira
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