Marshall Law

by Loco Robo Co.

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 06 - Jul 11
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 03
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and i feel fine

It's always Martial Marshal Marshall.

Completely legitimate end of the world scenarios

-Floor actually becomes lava. Couch no longer designated “base.”

-You flip that one light switch in your house that doesn’t seem to be connected to anything.

-March Madness becomes global pandemic; eradicates human race.

-Stoat takeover.

-Tacos become new currency; we eat all the new currency.

-Dad makes joke; we all die from embarrassment.

-Apps suddenly achieve sentience; we die in a shower of birds and candy and whimsical barbarians.

-World flushes all the toilets at once.

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Features

Design Placement: Undead Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 14.6 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 9” x 10.9“
K6-K4: 7.4” x 9” 

Pantone Colors:  360 & 357

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 33.774s
First Sucker:
chillid0g
Last Wooter to Woot:
mwclaassen

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Marshall Law by Loco Robo Co.
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