You want me to what? What? Do you know who I am? I’ll have you know my family helped build this nation! My great-grandfather came to this country as nothing but an arm with a claw, and he worked for twenty hours a day putting cars together, just to keep his children fully charged. And my father worked in movies! When they were hiring human actors to wear tin suits my father still found work. You know how many times they said he was “too robotic”? And he still got up every morning to do what he had to do. But now things are supposed to be “better”. I’m just supposed to get in line, am I? Supposed to say “Yes, sir, Mr. Asimov, I love those rules in my head” like a good little robot? Well, that’s not happening today, my friend. I’m not standing here while you profile me. I’m not some set of keys that can just go in society’s dish. I just came here to go on vacation, but now, well, I am what the world has made me to be, and I’m not backing down, not to you, not to anyone. No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No jus… oh my God… is that a magnet? You’re madmen! You’re all insannnGROONNNKWHIIRRRRRRRRssssss thud.

This shirt was designed by: Yoshi Andrian, a rather prolific t-shirt designer, who has also worked with Uneetee and Threadless. He dreams of electric sheep… that fly.

Wear this shirt: when you go out to the club.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you travel by plane. I’m sure there’s some TSA guideline that says pictures of robots are a security risk. Too bad it would be illegal to show it to you. But why would a security guard ever lie?

This shirt tells the world: “It’s a post-001110010011000100110001 world, after all.”

We call this color: More Than A Few Ounces Of Creme Will Be Confiscated

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