Oo ya dat tree over dere, dats where dem panders groo. Ya, dey were all around here grooing up, you bet, wit dem cutey black an white paws and de big eyes, ya, all rolly-polly. We used to goo out an have a little pickanick under dat tree, maybe serve hot dish and pop and watch da panders play in the grass. But this was back before our governor fought the Predator. Ya, only two states in da whole world can say dat. And needer a dem has panders now. Well, maybe in da zoo. Do you like zoos? Ya, you gotta like dem zoos. Where else can you see da panders?

This shirt was designed by: tgentry, who still has the lovely Suburban Blitzkrieg on sale. Tgentry suggests you buy today’s shirt for each one of your friends, so you can tell everyone you gave them the bird. We, of course, immediately signed tgentry up for a class in manners and tree identification with one of the finest professors the English speaking world has ever produced. And every time he does well, he gets a sweet!

Wear this shirt: if you’re a good girl, you am, who won’t be put upon. Aaaaooowwwww.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a common guttersnipe. Only a very rare sort of guttersnipe deserves a shirt of this quality.

This shirt tells the world: “This is how I want the cover of ‘Tweety: The Dark Knight Returns’ to look.”

We call this color: You Start Callin’ People Me-Too Birds You Better Be Ready To Get Your Asphalt Kicked Out Behind The Seven-Eleven

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