Metrognome

by ianleino

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Gee, Gnome

Genius is mostly in perspiration. It’s very working class.

A gamer says they tinker. A scholar says they live in the ground. A gardener says they keep away the crows. But a musician? A musician knows that the gnome keeps a very rare and perfect time that no other mythological creature can match. And it’s important, in music, that a steady rhythm be established and held, even if you’re only going to subvert it later. One, two, one two, one two three four, that’s why people drive fast when the radio’s on. It’s the beat, it gets in you somewhere deep like a pulse in the heart. The gnome knows these secrets, and the gnome always works hard!

Plus, it’s totally fun for a gnome who wants to get involved with music. Something like a Firebird or a Rhinemaiden will always act so serious and boring. But for a gnome, it’s like music is a theme park! Jump on the keys! Slide down the strings! Wheee! Whee! Hard work can be fun! Wheeeeeeeeee!

Then the muses take all the credit for inspiration. Stupid muses. One day they’ll get theirs.

Wear this shirt: on the Washington D.C. subway system.

Don’t wear this shirt: while baking trollhouse cookies. Total culture clash.

This shirt tells the world: “Ha ha ha, hee hee hee.”

We call this color: Tiny Hands And A Heather Gray Beard

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1805C - Cool Gray 4C - Cool Gray 8C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
jimithygamma
Last Wooter to Woot:
heyoverhere

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 21% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
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Metrognome by ianleino
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