Missing Link

by gimetzco

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Grass
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The Midpoint Between A And B

It’s really rad. Or so we’ve been told, anyway.

It’s not something we should have doubted, really. A cartridge with a battery inside? It was a huge jump! An evolutionary jump! But we were all so distracted by trying to solve the dungeons that we never even noticed.

But now, we’re able to distance ourselves from this link to the past. Now every other game takes place in a dungeon, and has you go talk to a shop keeper, and gives you a magic sword and a shield and requires you to memorize a small city’s worth of terrain. We’re finally at the point when we can wonder: “How did this all happen? From whence did this arise?”

Are we really ready for the answer?

Wear this shirt: because your Mario Spontaneous Generation shirt is in the laundry.

Don’t wear this shirt: around the guys who make Soul Calibur. It might give them ideas. Ideas the world doesn’t need.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s dangerous to evolve alone! Take this!”

We call this color: Grass Tile

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 482C - Cool Grey 3C - 123C - 298C - 7516C - 2767C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.000s
First Sucker:
jimithygamma
Last Wooter to Woot:
sharongoodma

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Missing Link by gimetzco
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.