Mission Pigpossible

by walmazan

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The Taking Of Bankham 123

3rd place in Derby #179 Mid- When Toys Attack, with 422 votes!

Okay, everybody pay attention. Charlie, Eli and Ludwig, you’ll go in first. Scatter it over a few hours, go slow, just be casual. At 8:46am, Jeanette will come in wearing a low-cut dress and drop her purse. That’ll distract the guard so you guys can slip past. Then it’s two minutes to shut off the fire alarm and get to the roof. At exactly 8:48, you guys do your thing. The piggy bank will be passing underneath at 8:50, so work fast. The moment it stops, Ludwig, you’re going in and grabbing as much as you can. Try for the old silver dollars from Grandma and be sure you don’t get any paper clips. This is important, Ludwig, okay? It all comes down to you, here.

By 8:57, you’ll hear the sound of a propeller. Eli, you be ready to keep hold of Ludwig and Charlie. Charlie, at 8:59, you fire the grappling hook and let go of the ledge. If we’re all on schedule, that hook will go right into the belly of the plane, and you’ll be towed away. And if we’re not on schedule, we’re as good as dead anyway, so maybe you’ll be the lucky ones. At 9:00, we’ll be back at the barrel. Okay? Everybody clear? Ask now if you have questions because for the next three days, there’s no contact between any of us. All right, then. Set your watches… now. And good luck, gentlemen. Next time we’re all together, we’ll have done the impossible.

Wear this shirt: when going to see The Italian Job. The original version of The Italian Job.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work in the financial sector. No, not because of that image, they’ll probably love that image. But you’re just not going to make it past the first day if you don’t know to look professional at work. Sheesh. What do they teach you kids these days?

This shirt tells the world: “The bank is worth the risk.”

We call this color: Asphalt Monkey, That Funky Monkey

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Features

Pantone Colors:
467C - 465C - 5493C - 5483C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Mission Pigpossible by walmazan
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