Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip

by Anna-Maria Jung

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A Dream Within A Dream

There’s no “equal partner” in life. There’s just prey, and prey that’s not yet ripe.

Darkly forest kitties judge
Stolid hearts refuse to budge
But in my fear I run and hide
From radiant feline eyes

Branches crack with wooden voices
Scratches show my awkward choices
Nearby lights from city gas
Mark me as prey for Bast

My sin, my sin, from which I flee
Her scorn and hatred poured on me
Her judging eyes around my throat
The dry food often makes her choke

And I can see her in the night
Her eyes marked with an angry light
She plans revenge upon my face
Her purr will crush me into place

I am the mouse, she has control
But food is not her final goal
For her the hunt is simple fun
And so I run, And so I run.

Wear this shirt: because it touches your tell-tale heart.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a dog person. Dogs always forgive.

This shirt tells the world: “Did I feed the cat? No, you don’t understand! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO KNOW!”

We call this color: Black Streets Of Baltimore

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7422C - 485C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
jjpeters1100
Last Wooter to Woot:
tmgarza

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 32% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip by Anna-Maria Jung
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