Mobius Dick

by Zach Terrell

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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Double Life

The whale goes in weird ways.

Oh, the pressures of leading a double life! Dick knows all about them. After all, to the internet, he's a popular sex columnist writing for one of the hottest sites on the web, but to his family and friends, he's a whale.

And it seems to be going just fine - he keeps in touch with his editor using email and keeps his laptop hidden in a coral reef - until one day he gets a message in his inbox that changes everything. A woman, Sheila Tann, from the New York Times wants to do a story ON HIM! This could be Dick's ticket to the big time, except for one problem. She wants to meet him "in person."

Dick constructs an elaborate disguise so that he can do the interview and then haul it back to the ocean. Except something gets in his way: love! Will Dick be able to keep the charade going or will Sheila see through the blubber? Find out in this summer's hit romantic comedy: Double Dick!

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Features

Listen up! No Whining or whinging. Overnight orders will ship out the next day.

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  7.83” x 9.38”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  6.15” x 7.38”

Pantone Color(s): Cool Grey 10C - 7458C - 318C 

Shirt Color: Silver

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:  7.83” x 9.38”

Pantone Color(s): Cool Grey 10C - 7458C - 318C 

Tote Color: Natural

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

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Mobius Dick by Zach Terrell
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